My girlfriend just broke up with me
Cuz she said i was not manly
She said I lacked toxicity
Before throwing out my promise ring

I love to eat pussy
40 minutes, baby, that’s nothing
I remembered our anniversary
But the last thing she wanted was monogamy

Tell me why nice guys never win
Ya m’lady she needs a prince

I’m sorry i dont have an oediple complex
And i’ll never win a dick measuring contest


I could say im fine but id be lyin
Just please dont ask me why im cryin
(kenny why u crying , kenny why u crying)
i said pls dont ask me why im crying

I’m crying cuz i just got dumped
she said i was not man enough
So i went out and bought a truck
thinking that show her i was tough
But she told me to pack my stuff
When i said i did not like it rough
I’m more into making love
No choking kinks or butt stuff


I dont know man
She said its not u its me but
Im starting to think its me

After the first time she made me cum
I had to leave the room and call my mum
Told her i had just fallen in love
I thought i had finally found the one

I have abs so what if they’re kinda shy
I guess biceps dont make me her kinda guy
I’m just a ~kinda~ guy and i dont get why
she ran for the door when she saw me cry

I could say im fine but id be lyin
Just please dont ask me why im cryin
(kenny why u crying , kenny why u crying)
i said pls dont ask me why im crying

I wish i could be a chad
She’s prolly rlly into that
If i let her call me dad
Maybe then she’d call me back
Baby please come back to bed
What ever u want I’m into that
She wants me to stink,But i just took a bath
She wants a big dog, But im a pussy—--cat

(I don't wanna be a cowboy )


More like her stable boy
Fruity as a Lacroix

I am so damn masculine
My favorite western film
Is Brokeback Mountain

She's looking for a real buckaroo
I'm only 5-ten and she wants 6 foot two

See im waving green flags
But all she’s seeing is red
She wants the beef
But all i am is corn bread

I could say im fine but id be lyin
Just please dont ask me why im cryin
(kenny why u crying , kenny why u crying)
I said pls don't ask me why I'm crying

I can't be me infront of her
If she sees the real me
I'll Just get hurt
I'm a slave for her but it ain't sexual
I put her pussy on a pedestal
Shes an angel with a perfect bum
But im a nice guy and that’s the prob-uh-lum
I'm a little (wrist flick) there's no denying
But get one thing straight
Real men be crying
(kenny why u crying , kenny why u crying)
Did you hear what I said?
Real men be crying
(Crying crying crying)